1 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:23,900 BEIRUT 2 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:54,013 Listen! A few killing hostages is not enough. 3 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:56,682 The Americans must suffer. 4 00:00:56,766 --> 00:00:59,060 We have to belittle them. 5 00:00:59,143 --> 00:01:01,812 You're not going far enough, General Amin. 6 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:05,650 We'll rip out their intestines and drag them to Damascus 7 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:09,570 until they reach us involve in the peace process. 8 00:01:09,654 --> 00:01:14,158 Nonsense! This does not go far enough for Libya. 9 00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:18,246 Destroy Washington and New York. 10 00:01:18,329 --> 00:01:22,083 And three years throw public relations overboard? 11 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:25,378 The Americans like me. 12 00:01:25,461 --> 00:01:29,674 In their polls I am sometimes even more popular than their president! 13 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:36,597 Gentlemen! Gentlemen! We won't get anywhere this way. 14 00:01:36,681 --> 00:01:40,017 We have to at least this week 15 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:43,938 come up with one terrorist act 16 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:46,857 that shows the whole world 17 00:01:46,941 --> 00:01:49,944 that the United States, the great Satan, 18 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:53,197 just a paper tiger is - a weak state, 19 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:58,077 a weak people, a people ready for the slaughter. 20 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:01,789 Cowards who no longer want to fight. 21 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,146 I knew it! 22 00:03:00,765 --> 00:03:03,351 Hey, who are you? 23 00:03:03,434 --> 00:03:06,020 Inspector Frank Drebin, police force. 24 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:09,440 And let me tell you not found in America! 25 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:16,942 PORT OF LOS ANGELES 26 00:05:41,926 --> 00:05:44,678 .98, 99, 100. Everything is there. 27 00:05:44,762 --> 00:05:47,973 Our first heroin shipment, 28 00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:50,184 100 percent pure. 29 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:53,270 I hope so - all 40 kilos. 30 00:05:53,354 --> 00:05:56,023 The last ship freight arrives in three days. 31 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:59,652 - Then we have to get paid. - No problem. 32 00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:30,516 Police! Throw down your weapons! 33 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:55,165 Kill him. 34 00:07:34,038 --> 00:07:37,708 LOS ANGELES AIRPORT 35 00:07:43,047 --> 00:07:47,718 A great day for all Americans. This man just… 36 00:07:56,727 --> 00:07:58,228 There it is! 37 00:07:59,355 --> 00:08:01,357 No flowers, please. 38 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:05,110 Welcome home, Frank. Good work in Beirut. Everyone knows. 39 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:09,323 Thank you. One thing; is it true, from Victoria? 40 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:12,993 I'm afraid so. She ran off with someone else. 41 00:08:13,077 --> 00:08:15,663 They got married last week. 42 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:19,458 Then it's over. Nothing has meaning anymore. 43 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:22,336 I did it for her. Everything. 44 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:24,880 And now she's gone. 45 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:29,176 And you came for a juicy story, right? 46 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:31,804 Photos from me to you to sell stupid newspapers. 47 00:08:31,887 --> 00:08:35,641 - Frank... - You think I'm a hero. 48 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:40,229 Do any of you understand how a man can feel pain inside? 49 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:42,481 Frank, they're not there for you. 50 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:44,817 “Weird Al” Yankovic is on the plane. 51 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:53,367 And the wedding? What was she wearing? 52 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:56,870 Stop torturing yourself. Forget her. 53 00:08:56,954 --> 00:09:00,582 I can't forget her. And the man? 54 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:03,919 - Do you know anything about him? - Not so much. 55 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:06,213 Only that he is an Olympic gymnast 56 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,632 and She has never had anything so delicious made love. 57 00:09:10,134 --> 00:09:14,680 I trusted her and followed my heart. Stupid, it now appears. 58 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:17,391 I'll have to learn to forget her. 59 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:22,563 That's why I went on holiday to Beirut - to get some rest. 60 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:24,732 It won't be easy. 61 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:28,277 Wherever I look there is something that reminds me of her. 62 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:33,031 Maybe that police and women don't mix. 63 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:36,535 And Nordberg? As soon as I heard it I came. 64 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,954 He lives, but in the resuscitation room. 65 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:41,749 50 percent chance he'll make it 66 00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:46,003 and 10 percent chance that that actually happens. 67 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:49,506 THE HOSPITAL 68 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:12,070 Mrs. Nordberg, we can save your husband's arm. 69 00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:14,156 Where do you want that we send it to? 70 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:19,411 - Frank! So nice that you came. - Wilma! I came as soon as I heard. 71 00:10:19,495 --> 00:10:21,121 Thank you, Frank. 72 00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:24,416 - Where is Nordberg? - Here. 73 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:28,045 Nordberg, it's me, your friend Frank. 74 00:10:30,339 --> 00:10:32,382 I'll do it. 75 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:39,014 The button behind the bed! 76 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:46,647 Nordberg, it's me, Frank. Who did this? 77 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,732 I...I love you. 78 00:10:49,942 --> 00:10:53,946 I love you too, Nordberg. Who were they? 79 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:57,658 - Ship...boat... - Sure. A boat. 80 00:10:57,741 --> 00:11:00,994 When you're better again, let's go sailing 81 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:03,872 - just like last year. - No... narcotics. 82 00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:08,377 Nurse, give him an anesthetic. Can't you see he's in pain? 83 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,754 - An injection, quick. - No... 84 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:14,049 Heroin, Frank. Heroin! 85 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,635 You're asking me something there, Nordberg. 86 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:19,930 I have one there need a few days. 87 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:26,478 My poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. 88 00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:30,774 He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who could have done that? 89 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,693 Hard to say. 90 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:37,823 A gang of scum, a swindler, an angry husband, a homosexual... 91 00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:42,077 Frank, control yourself! 92 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:47,165 A good cop - pointless felled by a bunch of cowards. 93 00:11:47,249 --> 00:11:50,711 - What a way to die. - That's right, Ed. 94 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:53,714 If your parachute doesn't open - that's dying again, 95 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:56,300 be ground in a harvester, 96 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,011 a Rag that will bite your balls off. 97 00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:01,138 That's how I want to die. 98 00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:05,726 Frank! This is so bad. 99 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:11,148 Don't worry, Wilma, your husband will recover. 100 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:16,278 Be positive. Don't allow any doubts in your mind. 101 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,405 He's right, Wilma, 102 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:23,410 but don't wait too long before filling out those donor forms. 103 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:27,205 What I'm saying is, as soon as Nordberg gets better, 104 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,416 he is welcome back to the force. 105 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:34,630 Unless he only has one plant, but that makes sense. 106 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:41,011 Do you know why? Nordberg was on the quay? 107 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,765 No... 108 00:12:44,848 --> 00:12:47,976 But I have this found in his desk. 109 00:12:49,186 --> 00:12:55,651 A photo! The 'I love you' from Caracas. 110 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:58,445 A ship from Panama. 111 00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:02,741 When he said 'I love you' he meant the ship. 112 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:05,911 I realize that too...now. 113 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:09,790 - We have to get behind this right away. - I want everyone on this case. 114 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,959 I can't lose everyone. 115 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:16,129 We do the security for it visit of Queen Elizabeth. 116 00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:18,924 Wilma, whatever scum did this, 117 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:22,094 no cop will rest until he's behind bars. 118 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:23,804 Let's go get something to eat. 119 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:33,814 Thanks to the extraordinary efforts from some of our city leaders 120 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:38,735 has Queen Elizabeth Los Angeles chosen 121 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:43,031 as one of the cities on her US tour. 122 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:48,745 Will the city hire additional security? 123 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:54,001 We have security transferred to the police force, 124 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:57,170 a special department of the police force, 125 00:13:57,254 --> 00:14:00,424 represented by Inspector Frank Drebin. 126 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,430 Thank you, Your Honor. 127 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,266 Louder! 128 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:14,438 - You can use my microphone. - Thank you. 129 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:24,865 Thank you, Your Honor. The Queen's guard 130 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:29,202 is a task that the police force would like to take on. 131 00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:33,373 How ridiculous the idea of a queen also is for us, 132 00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:38,545 As Americans we must be polite and are understandable hosts. 133 00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:42,382 Thank you, Inspector Drebin. 134 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,011 We have there of course everyone is interested 135 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:50,682 that the Queen's American tour 136 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:54,478 is fully monitored. And we can be proud of it 137 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,814 that the Queen our city has chosen... 138 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,864 Therefore it is for all people 139 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:11,244 who can participate to the…festivities… 140 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:15,665 Even more exciting... 141 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:22,005 will make the public appearance be the queen's. 142 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,440 We also want... 143 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:46,613 Oops! 144 00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:03,713 Ed and I drove to where Nordberg had floated. 145 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:08,802 Without tips you have to start somewhere, and that was the harbour. 146 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:12,222 Please spread. 147 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:16,643 There's nothing to see. Please keep walking. 148 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,562 Where did they find it? 149 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,730 There. Do you want to get in the water? 150 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,984 No, I already did that during the press conference. 151 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:27,404 What a waste. Excellent agent, good future... 152 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,823 and then something like this happens. 153 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:31,950 The night guard found it. 154 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,786 I'm going to talk to the harbor master. 155 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,913 I'll look around a bit. 156 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:46,173 - What? - Inspector Drebin, police force. 157 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,842 I still know you. What do you want? 158 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:52,679 A few questions. Do you recognize this face? 159 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:56,141 I don't know. My memory isn't very good. 160 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:59,186 Oh, no? Can this refresh your memory? 161 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,354 - Still a bit foggy. - And now? 162 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,607 I remember. Why do you want to know? 163 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:07,194 - I can't tell you. - Does this help? 164 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:10,864 - I'm actually not allowed to... - Still not? 165 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:14,451 - This is Nordberg, a cop. - No, he dealt 'H'. 166 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,286 - What? - Real. 167 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,289 Scum! I should lock you up right away. 168 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,876 He worked for Ludwig's Shipping. Tried to trade something. 169 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:26,338 - What are you going to do about it? - Why would I tell you that? 170 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:29,549 - Does this help? - I can't tell you that. 171 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:32,135 Can you advance me 20? And now? 172 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:34,387 I'm going to Ludwig's office. 173 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:37,140 See if you're telling the truth. 174 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:43,063 Vincent Ludwig was at the head of the largest companies in the city. 175 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,565 A respected businessman and city manager. 176 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:49,236 Elected to the reception committee for the Queen to preside. 177 00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,571 And now I was going to question him 178 00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:53,990 about drugs and attempted murder on his own docks. 179 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:02,582 -Mr. Ludwig? - Yes? 180 00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:05,669 Inspector Drebin would like to speak to you. 181 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:10,173 Let him in. 182 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:17,597 - Inspector. - Likewise. 183 00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:21,434 Nice to meet you too. Cuban? 184 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:26,064 No, Dutch-Irish. My father is from Wales. 185 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:27,691 Please sit down. 186 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,027 -What a magnificent office. - Thank you, Inspector. 187 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:35,615 I have most of the objects saved over the years - 188 00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:40,453 my Gainsborough, the Ming vases. Priceless! 189 00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:45,458 Objects that I think are reflect my personality. 190 00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,794 Like these Japanese fighting fish - 191 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,922 Beautiful, graceful, elegant... 192 00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:53,258 and yet purposeful 193 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:56,970 and deadly when they found what they wanted. 194 00:18:57,053 --> 00:19:02,225 This one here has been estimated at over $20,000. 195 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,936 A luxury object, of course, 196 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:08,940 but I like the nice things in life. 197 00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:13,111 Oh, that. A rare Samurai pen, 198 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:16,114 a gift from Emperor Hirohito. 199 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:20,243 Unbreakable. Resistant to everything except water. 200 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:25,165 - Invaluable. - Fascinating. 201 00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:30,253 But you certainly didn't come here for a lecture about art? 202 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,006 Where did I get this honor? 203 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:36,926 I'm investigating the assassination attempt on one of your dockers... 204 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:42,390 ..called Nordberg. A police officer. 205 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,269 Is he still alive then? 206 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,772 Six gunshot wounds, 207 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:52,025 but not a single bullet hit a vital organ. 208 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:55,862 - And the salt water kept him well. - So they... 209 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,448 So he was to the hospital on time? 210 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,325 Yes, the intensive care unit of it 211 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,535 Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle. 212 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,872 This is a shock to me. 213 00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:11,211 You know I do don't take such things lightly. 214 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:15,215 In my organization there is no room for crime. 215 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:19,719 Look - I build there a huge complex. 216 00:20:19,803 --> 00:20:23,932 You know what here was five years ago? 217 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,394 Sure. Orange trees! 218 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:30,563 Hectares. As far as the eye could see. 219 00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:35,610 But now the land will Yield 10 times as much. 220 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,572 Are you okay, Inspector? 221 00:20:39,656 --> 00:20:41,991 I'll get you some Kleenex. 222 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:45,537 Does this agent have…. 223 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,747 What was his name again? Nordberg… 224 00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:51,876 can tell you something? 225 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:56,423 Nothing so far, 226 00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:59,426 but as soon as he comes to again, 227 00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:03,680 we will look whether he can still play the guitar. 228 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:07,225 - Excuse me? - I've kept you long enough, 229 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,936 I WOULD be yours want to view employee files, 230 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:12,439 and with someone speak from the HR department. 231 00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:14,107 But of course. 232 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:17,944 - Dominique, call Miss Spencer. - Yes, sir. 233 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:22,740 You know I do I'm busy with the royal visit, 234 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:26,744 but my assistant will serve you. 235 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:29,956 I will appreciate your cooperation note in my report. 236 00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,875 With all pleasure. 237 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:39,632 Miss Spencer! This is inspector Drebin of the police force. 238 00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:43,219 Hello...Mr. Drebin. 239 00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:45,513 Hello. 240 00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:13,249 Her hair was the color of the gold in old paintings. 241 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:17,504 She already had her curves 242 00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:22,425 and the kind of legs you have would like to suck on it all day. 243 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:26,262 I felt her gaze in my pocket. 244 00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:32,185 Yeah, this was starting to get interesting. 245 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:41,361 - Beautiful pussy. - Thank you. 246 00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:45,448 - Just filled up. - Let me help you with that. 247 00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:50,537 This must be what you are looking for - 248 00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:53,373 the ship and Pier 32 employee files. 249 00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:56,042 Thank you. 250 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,711 People say so police work is dangerous. 251 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:01,130 That's why I carry such a big syringe. 252 00:23:01,631 --> 00:23:04,050 Can't it go off accidentally? 253 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:06,386 I used to have that problem. 254 00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:08,555 What did you do about it? 255 00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:11,140 Thinking about baseball. 256 00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:16,229 What a cute anklet? 257 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:19,065 Has it slid down again? 258 00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:22,068 Well, I'll look through this quickly 259 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:24,195 and give them back to you tomorrow. 260 00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:28,908 Okay, but there's no rush. I mean, when you're ready. 261 00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:33,204 Thank you. How can I thank you? 262 00:23:33,288 --> 00:23:38,501 Can I offer you dinner? I know a good Viking restaurant. 263 00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:42,714 Seductive, but I need to rest tonight. 264 00:23:42,797 --> 00:23:44,841 Tomorrow is Tree Planting Day. 265 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,760 Sure. Maybe another time? 266 00:23:47,844 --> 00:23:51,431 - Do I still owe one? - I think dinner would be better. 267 00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:54,350 Thanks for your help. 268 00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:58,563 With all pleasure. 269 00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:02,275 - And? -Mr. Ludwig, you're scaring me. 270 00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:04,277 Sorry, honey. 271 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:07,530 Do you have the inspector? given what he wanted? 272 00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:10,199 I gave him the copies of Pier 32's files. 273 00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:12,285 Good, very good. 274 00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:17,415 An intriguing man, don't you think? 275 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:21,461 I don't know, I don't know him yet. 276 00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:23,463 He seems nice. 277 00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:26,758 I know this is something sounds unusual, Jane, 278 00:24:26,841 --> 00:24:30,136 but if anything deals illegally in this company, 279 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:34,057 then I need to know to eradicate it. 280 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,225 That's why I would like… 281 00:24:36,309 --> 00:24:40,563 that you Drebin get to know you a little better, 282 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:42,649 to find out what he knows. 283 00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:45,568 Isn't it better? when the police do that? 284 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:48,988 We'll let the police handle this already! 285 00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:52,158 But we need to know the facts 286 00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:55,328 before anything hits the papers. 287 00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:59,916 Please remember that I am responsible towards the shareholders. 288 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:03,503 Well…in that case… 289 00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:07,590 - I'll do my best. - That's better. 290 00:25:10,593 --> 00:25:13,554 I'm counting on you. 291 00:25:18,768 --> 00:25:23,106 Around 4 in the afternoon I returned to the desk. 292 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:27,819 I wanted to see what the lab found on Nordberg's jacket. 293 00:25:27,902 --> 00:25:30,363 That they had found in the harbor. 294 00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:34,158 You can read a lot from dust if it's not too wet. 295 00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:36,828 And so I hoped that we would not run dry. 296 00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:38,579 Hey, watch out! 297 00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:42,583 Halt! Police! 298 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:54,387 Has anyone seen the license plate? 299 00:25:54,762 --> 00:25:57,890 Did anyone see the driver? 300 00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:04,564 Take the names of everyone here for questioning. 301 00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:08,484 I have to go...inside. 302 00:26:15,158 --> 00:26:18,578 Hi, Ed, Ted, Do you have those fabric samples yet? 303 00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:20,747 - Something's happening here. - What? 304 00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:23,249 We test a new anti-graffiti wall. 305 00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:25,251 New customers. 306 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:28,671 The response comes when the paint touches the sensors. 307 00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:34,552 You've got it again for each other - maseltov! 308 00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:37,430 Good work. What will you think of next? 309 00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:39,557 Now that you ask, 310 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,518 here we are only started yesterday. 311 00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:45,438 A regular shoe if you're not paying attention. 312 00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:49,442 But in reality - a useful weapon. 313 00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:52,779 Everything an agent needs. 314 00:26:52,862 --> 00:26:54,947 We call it the Swiss-Army shoe. 315 00:26:55,031 --> 00:26:59,619 - Great. And the dust samples? - One more thing. 316 00:26:59,702 --> 00:27:01,954 Do you see these cufflinks? 317 00:27:02,038 --> 00:27:06,751 Not just any cufflinks. They can shoot a small arrow 318 00:27:06,834 --> 00:27:09,921 that the victim several minutes turns off. 319 00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:12,298 I'll demonstrate it to Ed. 320 00:27:14,217 --> 00:27:16,969 Ted! Why...? 321 00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:21,933 Don't worry. He'll come around soon. 322 00:27:22,016 --> 00:27:26,145 - Why don't you have some? - Yeah, I could use a pair. 323 00:27:26,229 --> 00:27:28,105 I think you'll like them. 324 00:27:28,189 --> 00:27:30,942 - Did you need this, boss? - Thanks, Al. 325 00:27:31,025 --> 00:27:34,153 You've got something in your mouth, Al. 326 00:27:34,237 --> 00:27:36,781 The other side. 327 00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:41,536 We took some samples of Nordberg's jacket, as you asked. 328 00:27:41,619 --> 00:27:44,038 Doesn't look good, I'm afraid. 329 00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:47,250 - What do you mean. - Just look. 330 00:27:50,253 --> 00:27:53,589 - I can't see anything. - Look with your open eye, Frank. 331 00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:56,884 Yes, I see it now. 332 00:27:56,968 --> 00:28:00,555 At first glance it just looks like cotton. 333 00:28:00,638 --> 00:28:03,432 At further magnification we discovered fine, white powder. 334 00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:07,186 Testing showed that it was pure heroin. 335 00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:10,356 How well do you know Nordberg? 336 00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:14,026 We were nine years old partners and he is my best friend. 337 00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:17,530 Personal feelings should not play a role. 338 00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:19,073 Do you mean... 339 00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:22,368 In two days the queen arrives. 340 00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:25,037 If the press hears anything about this 341 00:28:25,121 --> 00:28:28,207 the police and the city are on the lookout. 342 00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:32,587 Sorry, Frank. I give you 24 hours to clear Nordberg's name. 343 00:28:43,014 --> 00:28:45,057 -Mr. Ludwig? - Yes? 344 00:28:45,141 --> 00:28:49,812 -Mr. Pahpshmir is there. - Let him in. 345 00:28:56,986 --> 00:29:00,072 Is something going on, Mr. Ludwig? 346 00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:01,908 No, nothing. 347 00:29:01,991 --> 00:29:06,245 - Can we get down to business then? - Certainly. Please sit down. 348 00:29:06,329 --> 00:29:09,457 I can fulfill your request. 349 00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:13,836 - My prize is 20 million dollars. - Your price is no problem for us. 350 00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:19,258 But those I represent 351 00:29:19,342 --> 00:29:25,097 wonder whether you can complete this task. 352 00:29:25,181 --> 00:29:27,600 Tell me, Mr. Pahpshmir, 353 00:29:27,683 --> 00:29:33,272 who in the world is the best killer? 354 00:29:33,356 --> 00:29:38,819 The one who has his identity can keep it hidden, I think. 355 00:29:38,903 --> 00:29:43,908 Yes, but there is an even better one. 356 00:29:45,993 --> 00:29:50,247 The one who doesn't know that he is the murderer. 357 00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:52,959 - Would you like tea? - Yes, please. 358 00:29:53,042 --> 00:29:56,212 Dominique, tea for both of us, please. 359 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:10,518 I must kill Pahpshmir. 360 00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:22,238 - Sugar and milk, sir? -Mr. Pahpshmir? 361 00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:28,119 Milk only, please. 362 00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:34,000 - There's a gun on the ground! - Never mind, it doesn't matter. 363 00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:37,378 - The tea. - Of course, sir. 364 00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:43,843 Sometimes hypnosis through sensors seen, Mr. Pahpshmir? 365 00:30:43,926 --> 00:30:45,970 I just believe, yes. 366 00:30:47,013 --> 00:30:48,806 But how does she reach her goal? 367 00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:52,852 I doubt it will be her. 368 00:30:52,935 --> 00:30:56,647 It's so hard these days find good secretaries. 369 00:30:56,731 --> 00:30:59,400 And in my opinion... 370 00:31:00,609 --> 00:31:03,988 anyone can be a murderer. 371 00:31:07,450 --> 00:31:12,079 I still had 24 hours left my friend to clear his name. 372 00:31:12,163 --> 00:31:15,166 I went back to the hospital with Ludwig's files, 373 00:31:15,249 --> 00:31:17,710 in hope that he would remember something. 374 00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:21,547 I have the results, doctor, as soon as you have a moment. 375 00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:24,717 As soon as I'm done with Nordberg. 376 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,969 Okay, doctor. 377 00:31:32,475 --> 00:31:35,144 You will soon be back... 378 00:31:41,150 --> 00:31:44,945 - I'm here to see Officer Nordberg. - Sign here, please. 379 00:31:45,029 --> 00:31:48,407 Wait a minute! Where is the police guard? 380 00:31:48,491 --> 00:31:52,411 - Drebin called and sent them away. - Drebin? 381 00:31:52,495 --> 00:31:58,125 I have to kill Nordberg. I have to kill Nordberg. 382 00:31:58,209 --> 00:32:01,504 Police Department, Drebin, let go! 383 00:32:30,908 --> 00:32:33,869 Medical emergency! 384 00:32:40,209 --> 00:32:44,046 Drebin, police, follow the black car. 385 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,967 The car! Chase the car! 386 00:32:48,050 --> 00:32:50,678 Okay Stephanie. Check you mirror. Turn signal. 387 00:32:50,761 --> 00:32:52,304 DRIVING SCHOOL TEEN 388 00:32:52,388 --> 00:32:54,265 Just drive. 389 00:32:57,393 --> 00:32:59,603 Try braking a little less. 390 00:33:01,856 --> 00:33:05,901 - A little more gas. - I know a shortcut. Left! 391 00:33:09,238 --> 00:33:11,615 - There it is! - Calm down. 392 00:33:25,588 --> 00:33:26,630 NO ENTRY 393 00:33:26,714 --> 00:33:28,465 Right! Follow him! 394 00:33:28,549 --> 00:33:30,009 WRONG WAY 395 00:33:30,092 --> 00:33:32,469 Normally you wouldn't drive 100 396 00:33:32,553 --> 00:33:35,639 on the wrong side of a one-way street. 397 00:33:37,558 --> 00:33:39,602 Use your brakes. 398 00:33:40,561 --> 00:33:42,438 And now in reverse. 399 00:33:49,904 --> 00:33:52,323 - Stupid bitch! -Stephanie... 400 00:33:52,406 --> 00:33:54,617 Calmly extend your arm. 401 00:33:56,285 --> 00:33:59,788 Extend your middle finger. 402 00:34:02,499 --> 00:34:05,586 - Very good. Congratulations. - There it is! 403 00:34:05,669 --> 00:34:08,172 Back there, Stephanie! 404 00:34:43,874 --> 00:34:45,793 FELDMAN FIREWORKS FACTORY 405 00:34:53,342 --> 00:34:55,261 Sorry. Sorry. 406 00:34:55,344 --> 00:34:58,764 Okay, keep going. Nothing to see! 407 00:34:58,847 --> 00:35:01,308 Please spread. 408 00:35:01,392 --> 00:35:04,019 There's nothing to see! 409 00:35:06,355 --> 00:35:10,901 The attack on Nordberg left me left confused and shocked. 410 00:35:10,985 --> 00:35:13,821 Questions arose 411 00:35:13,904 --> 00:35:16,031 like bells in a box sparkling water. 412 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:19,451 Who was the person in the hospital? 413 00:35:19,535 --> 00:35:23,330 Why did he try to kill Nordberg? kill, and for whom? 414 00:35:23,414 --> 00:35:27,334 Had Ludwig lied? I had no proof, 415 00:35:27,418 --> 00:35:30,004 but somehow I didn't trust him. 416 00:35:30,087 --> 00:35:33,924 Why wasn't the "I Love You" written in Ludwig's files? 417 00:35:34,008 --> 00:35:36,760 And if it was there, did he know that? 418 00:35:36,844 --> 00:35:39,096 And if not, who will? 419 00:35:39,179 --> 00:35:41,390 And, where the hell was I? 420 00:35:44,351 --> 00:35:46,979 It was almost midnight when I got home. 421 00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:49,815 I just wanted to go under the wool. 422 00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:53,360 But my night was just beginning. 423 00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:34,610 You're late. 424 00:36:35,736 --> 00:36:38,364 Depends on what. 425 00:36:38,447 --> 00:36:41,533 You said we'd hang out together have to eat. 426 00:36:41,617 --> 00:36:44,578 Tonight became 'once'. 427 00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:48,165 I'm a roasted chicken cooking. 428 00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:52,878 How hot and wet do you want it? 429 00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:58,217 Very hot and terribly wet. 430 00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:02,054 You know your way around a kitchen. 431 00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:05,599 Also in other rooms of the house. 432 00:37:05,682 --> 00:37:08,060 I know that blouse. 433 00:37:08,143 --> 00:37:12,398 From you, I didn't want any stains or get wrinkles. 434 00:37:12,481 --> 00:37:15,484 At least...not yet. 435 00:37:18,695 --> 00:37:22,825 Do you mind if I do something? easier to put on? 436 00:37:29,123 --> 00:37:31,667 Well, that's better. 437 00:37:33,794 --> 00:37:36,797 I hope you have your appetite with you. 438 00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:38,757 I have everything with me. 439 00:37:38,841 --> 00:37:41,510 Well, go ahead. 440 00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:50,811 Interesting. Almost as interesting like the pictures I saw today. 441 00:37:50,894 --> 00:37:53,272 I was young. I needed money. 442 00:37:53,355 --> 00:37:56,483 No, in Ludwig's docks. 443 00:37:56,567 --> 00:38:00,821 A ship came in from Panama, that is not in his files. 444 00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:03,240 Probably an oversight. 445 00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:06,702 How's your...meat? 446 00:38:09,705 --> 00:38:11,832 You can judge that. 447 00:38:19,673 --> 00:38:22,176 I have nine left. 448 00:38:27,055 --> 00:38:29,683 - Have you ever seen that ship? - I don't know. 449 00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:33,645 Doesn't seem like one of us but we have so many. 450 00:38:33,729 --> 00:38:36,648 Did Officer Nordberg tell you anything? 451 00:38:36,732 --> 00:38:40,777 No, there was another attack on his life, he is in a coma. 452 00:38:40,861 --> 00:38:45,157 Terrible! The world is so violent. 453 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,951 Otherwise I wouldn't have a job 454 00:38:48,035 --> 00:38:52,748 but I'd give it up for tomorrow a world without crime. 455 00:38:53,916 --> 00:38:56,043 That is so beautiful. 456 00:38:59,213 --> 00:39:02,090 This is all happening so quickly. 457 00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:08,472 - I've been mortified in the past. - I'm sorry. 458 00:39:10,933 --> 00:39:13,018 I knew her for years. 459 00:39:13,101 --> 00:39:16,480 We went to police parties together. 460 00:39:16,563 --> 00:39:19,733 I loved her, but she had her music. 461 00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:22,653 I think she had her music. 462 00:39:22,736 --> 00:39:24,696 She dealt with it Chicago Men's Choir 463 00:39:24,780 --> 00:39:26,532 and symphony orchestra. 464 00:39:26,615 --> 00:39:30,661 I don't remember them having one played an instrument or could sing. 465 00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:33,705 Yet she was 300 days a year on the road. 466 00:39:33,789 --> 00:39:38,919 I bought her a harp with Christmas. She asked me what it was. 467 00:39:41,296 --> 00:39:43,715 The famous story. Boy finds girl. 468 00:39:43,799 --> 00:39:46,510 Boy loses girl. Girl finds boy. 469 00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:49,680 Boy forgets girl. Boy remembers girl. 470 00:39:49,763 --> 00:39:52,015 Girl dies in zeppelin accident 471 00:39:52,099 --> 00:39:54,935 above the Orange stage on New Year's Day. 472 00:39:55,018 --> 00:39:58,105 -Goodyear? - No, bad. 473 00:39:58,188 --> 00:39:59,982 Poor! 474 00:40:03,318 --> 00:40:06,738 Come on, don't worry. 475 00:40:06,822 --> 00:40:09,866 That's not it, Frank. 476 00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:12,369 Why did you have to be so nice? 477 00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:16,748 - I have to tell you something. - Neel 478 00:40:16,832 --> 00:40:18,709 You don't have to tell me anything. 479 00:40:18,792 --> 00:40:21,712 The past no longer matters. 480 00:40:21,795 --> 00:40:23,213 Maybe… 481 00:40:23,297 --> 00:40:28,302 Maybe we two are lonely souls that have found each other. 482 00:40:32,139 --> 00:40:34,558 Fun head. 483 00:40:52,326 --> 00:40:55,954 I want you to know... I'm pretty safe. 484 00:40:56,038 --> 00:40:57,873 Me, too. 485 00:41:13,055 --> 00:41:15,974 A ROLLED LATEX CONDOM 486 00:42:31,633 --> 00:42:33,719 I have a great one had a good day, Frank. 487 00:42:33,802 --> 00:42:36,263 Unbelievable that we met yesterday. 488 00:42:37,097 --> 00:42:40,183 Do you really mean that? Don't just say that 489 00:42:40,267 --> 00:42:42,728 because we have bodily fluids have exchanged? 490 00:42:42,811 --> 00:42:46,106 No, I'm serious. You are very special. 491 00:42:46,189 --> 00:42:48,233 Would you like a nightcap? 492 00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:50,569 No, thank you, I'm not wearing that. 493 00:42:50,652 --> 00:42:53,029 I have to do surveillance tonight. 494 00:42:53,113 --> 00:42:57,033 I will think of you. I'll call you tomorrow. 495 00:42:58,285 --> 00:42:59,828 OK. 496 00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:08,378 Good night. 497 00:43:12,424 --> 00:43:14,092 Soundtrack by Naked Gun Wheelo Records Inc. 498 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,767 The answer lies in Ludwig's office. 499 00:43:21,850 --> 00:43:24,811 Call it what you want - feeling, feminine intuition. 500 00:43:24,895 --> 00:43:27,105 Ludwig knows more than he's letting on. 501 00:43:27,189 --> 00:43:31,234 A feeling doesn't count courtroom. Where are your facts? 502 00:43:31,318 --> 00:43:35,155 He's the only one besides us who knew that Nordberg was still alive. 503 00:43:35,238 --> 00:43:39,743 Then tries a piece of scum to kill him. 504 00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:44,790 Maybe. But Ludwigs going into the office is risky. 505 00:43:44,873 --> 00:43:48,293 I know. Getting up in the morning is risky, 506 00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:51,505 crossing the street, your head put in a fan. 507 00:43:51,588 --> 00:43:53,715 There it is! 508 00:43:57,385 --> 00:44:00,639 Trust me, Ed. I know what I'm doing. 509 00:44:00,722 --> 00:44:02,641 OK, but be careful. 510 00:44:02,724 --> 00:44:05,894 Go to sleep. See you tomorrow. 511 00:44:57,571 --> 00:44:59,614 Bingo! 512 00:45:00,657 --> 00:45:01,741 BINGO 513 00:45:46,286 --> 00:45:49,372 20,000,000 to be transferred to account of Omani Bank, Zurich, 514 00:45:49,456 --> 00:45:51,583 after proof of death of queen. 515 00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:16,352 Damage, arson, 516 00:48:16,436 --> 00:48:19,564 sexual harassment with a concrete dildo? 517 00:48:19,647 --> 00:48:22,442 What were you even doing there? 518 00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:24,611 Sorry, Your Honor, but We believe 519 00:48:24,694 --> 00:48:28,948 that Ludwig is involved in one plan to kill the queen. 520 00:48:29,032 --> 00:48:32,869 Ridiculous! Where is that evidence? 521 00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:36,915 It...Um...is burned. 522 00:48:36,998 --> 00:48:38,625 Gentlemen, 523 00:48:38,708 --> 00:48:43,088 Vincent Ludwig is one of the most respected residents of the city. 524 00:48:43,171 --> 00:48:47,926 If we are very kind to him, he may not file a complaint. 525 00:48:48,009 --> 00:48:50,720 - Your Honor! - Is that clear? 526 00:48:50,804 --> 00:48:53,473 Yes, Your Honor. Good day. 527 00:48:55,683 --> 00:48:57,769 Drebin! 528 00:48:57,852 --> 00:49:04,109 I don't want any more trouble like last year. That's my policy. 529 00:49:04,192 --> 00:49:09,447 If I had five weirdos in togas one see man stabbed in a park, 530 00:49:09,531 --> 00:49:12,617 then I'll shoot the bastards. That's my policy. 531 00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:19,582 That was the Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of 'Julius Caesar'! 532 00:49:19,666 --> 00:49:24,295 - You killed five actors. Good one! - Your Honor... 533 00:49:24,379 --> 00:49:28,758 Your presence at the reception of the queen will not be needed. 534 00:49:28,842 --> 00:49:30,802 Understood? 535 00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:34,013 We understand, Your Honor. Thank you. 536 00:49:56,911 --> 00:49:59,539 The plane has come to a stop. 537 00:49:59,622 --> 00:50:03,042 We expect that every minute now that the doors open 538 00:50:03,168 --> 00:50:05,336 and We to see the queen. 539 00:50:05,420 --> 00:50:09,465 On her first visit to Los Angeles in five years. 540 00:50:09,549 --> 00:50:12,010 It is a beautiful, fragrant evening.... 541 00:50:12,093 --> 00:50:14,095 USE BEFORE JUNE 1982 542 00:50:23,229 --> 00:50:25,106 -Jane! - Frank! 543 00:50:27,150 --> 00:50:30,236 I'm just cooking dinner. Are you hungry? 544 00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,363 A little, maybe. 545 00:50:32,447 --> 00:50:35,533 Ludwig wanted me you asked to meet him tonight. 546 00:50:35,617 --> 00:50:40,205 I have to tell you something. I was in his office yesterday. 547 00:50:40,288 --> 00:50:45,168 How nice! Does he give you his Ming vases? and show oil paintings? 548 00:50:45,251 --> 00:50:49,547 Jane, I think he's involved in criminal activities. 549 00:50:49,631 --> 00:50:51,716 Frank, stop it! 550 00:50:51,799 --> 00:50:55,094 Vincent Ludwig is one respected and loved person. 551 00:50:55,178 --> 00:50:58,431 - You don't know him like I know him? - How? 552 00:50:58,514 --> 00:51:04,020 - What do you mean? - I'm sorry. I'm worried. 553 00:51:04,103 --> 00:51:08,233 I don't trust him and I don't want anything to happen to you. 554 00:51:08,316 --> 00:51:11,569 Is Woo open again? They closed 3 years ago. 555 00:51:11,653 --> 00:51:16,699 Gee, it's been so long? I don't feel like Chinese anyway. 556 00:51:18,451 --> 00:51:23,081 Nice of you to be concerned. But you have the wrong impression of him. 557 00:51:23,164 --> 00:51:26,960 He's a real gentleman. He is very generous. 558 00:51:27,043 --> 00:51:29,087 He just wants to talk to you 559 00:51:29,170 --> 00:51:32,423 to clear your doubts about him. 560 00:51:32,507 --> 00:51:34,592 - When? - This evening. 561 00:51:34,676 --> 00:51:37,595 The warehouses on 7th Street, at 53rd Street. 562 00:51:37,679 --> 00:51:40,556 Fine, but be careful. 563 00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:44,310 Of course, Fun Head. For you. 564 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,273 I have to go. See you tomorrow. 565 00:51:48,356 --> 00:51:52,235 Do you really not want to eat anything? 566 00:52:17,385 --> 00:52:19,637 Ludwig? 567 00:52:19,721 --> 00:52:22,807 - Drebin? - Yes, I'm Drebin. 568 00:52:22,890 --> 00:52:26,686 I have a message for you by Vincent Ludwig. 569 00:52:29,564 --> 00:52:31,607 Sorry, I can't hear you, 570 00:52:31,691 --> 00:52:34,736 stop shooting while you're talking. 571 00:52:57,216 --> 00:53:02,096 OK, gun down and hands up! 572 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,331 VIENNA ROOM: THE QUEEN'S RECEPTION 573 00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:30,625 GOLDCREST ROOM: BAR MITZVAH VAN LIPSCHITZ 574 00:53:35,755 --> 00:53:38,508 Matthews, keep an eye on that end 575 00:53:38,591 --> 00:53:42,678 and check the tickets of those who look suspicious. 576 00:53:42,762 --> 00:53:44,847 Frank, what are you doing here? 577 00:53:44,931 --> 00:53:48,726 I traded bullets with one of Ludwig's stupid powers. 578 00:53:48,810 --> 00:53:52,522 They plan her to finish tonight, here. 579 00:53:52,605 --> 00:53:57,610 - We have to be ready. - Sorry, ma'am, check. 580 00:53:59,362 --> 00:54:04,075 - What does this mean? - Relax, nothing will happen. 581 00:54:04,158 --> 00:54:07,245 - I didn't do anything. - And this? 582 00:54:07,328 --> 00:54:11,707 Did you think we were from yesterday? Done nothing, huh? 583 00:54:12,834 --> 00:54:16,712 Look, Ed, he has a photo of your wife. 584 00:54:16,796 --> 00:54:18,631 Ethel! 585 00:54:20,383 --> 00:54:23,094 OK, another one going with his wife? 586 00:54:23,177 --> 00:54:26,556 Never mind, Frank. Let's go inside. 587 00:54:37,358 --> 00:54:39,402 Are you having fun, honey? 588 00:54:39,485 --> 00:54:44,115 I'm so excited. I'm grateful you invited me. 589 00:54:44,198 --> 00:54:48,035 My pleasure. Maybe afterwards we can... 590 00:54:50,204 --> 00:54:52,081 - Drebin! - Frank! 591 00:54:52,165 --> 00:54:55,293 You are both right. Surprised, Mr. Ludwig? 592 00:54:55,376 --> 00:54:58,296 This is not the right time and place. 593 00:54:58,379 --> 00:55:00,965 It's too late to talk. 594 00:55:01,048 --> 00:55:03,468 The pieces are dancing, it's your turn. 595 00:55:03,551 --> 00:55:07,847 The stands are full and your queen is in check. 596 00:55:07,930 --> 00:55:11,934 Mr. Drebin! If you have evidence, use it. 597 00:55:12,018 --> 00:55:15,980 If not, then I warn you - leave me alone 598 00:55:16,063 --> 00:55:18,107 or I'll make you pay for it. 599 00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:22,945 What is it, Frank? 600 00:55:23,029 --> 00:55:25,031 Lots of it, sweetie. 601 00:55:25,114 --> 00:55:28,826 An appointment that ended in tag with bullets, 602 00:55:28,910 --> 00:55:32,163 organized by someone who played me like a violin. 603 00:55:32,246 --> 00:55:35,041 Fun head, what are you talking about? 604 00:55:35,124 --> 00:55:39,170 My appointment at the warehouses, butter dish, remember? 605 00:55:39,253 --> 00:55:42,465 Mr. Ludwig said you who had cancelled. Real! 606 00:55:42,548 --> 00:55:44,842 Stew me some more cabbage, man. 607 00:55:44,926 --> 00:55:47,678 Frank, that's the truth! 608 00:55:47,762 --> 00:55:51,724 Police and women don't mix. Something like a spoonful of Draino; 609 00:55:51,807 --> 00:55:55,686 It scratches your stomach, but leave your hole behind. 610 00:55:55,770 --> 00:55:57,813 Too bad, honey muesli, 611 00:55:59,232 --> 00:56:01,984 Something could have happened between us. 612 00:56:02,068 --> 00:56:04,695 I did as I was asked. 613 00:56:04,779 --> 00:56:07,156 - Like sleeping with me? - Frank! 614 00:56:08,824 --> 00:56:11,035 That makes it easier, princess. 615 00:56:11,118 --> 00:56:14,497 To think I trusted you. Gross mistake. 616 00:56:14,580 --> 00:56:18,167 - Take this back. - Whose is that? 617 00:56:20,253 --> 00:56:24,465 Doesn't matter. Take care of yourself. 618 00:56:26,008 --> 00:56:29,804 Besides, I faked every orgasm. 619 00:56:30,763 --> 00:56:32,431 Fun head! 620 00:56:33,599 --> 00:56:36,102 And to remember our friendship 621 00:56:36,185 --> 00:56:40,731 it is the city of Los Angeles an honor to the royal family 622 00:56:40,815 --> 00:56:46,988 to offer this musket, a donation from Mr. Vincent Ludwig. 623 00:56:48,322 --> 00:56:51,534 Ladies and Gentlemen, Her Royal Highness 624 00:56:51,617 --> 00:56:54,495 Queen Elizabeth II! 625 00:57:29,697 --> 00:57:33,242 Horrible how they fill the newspapers with this. 626 00:57:33,326 --> 00:57:34,327 QUEEN'S RECEPTION A FIASCO 627 00:57:34,410 --> 00:57:36,162 Where should journalism go? 628 00:57:36,245 --> 00:57:37,288 CITY TO SHAME 629 00:57:37,371 --> 00:57:40,750 You're lying on top of the queen with her legs around you 630 00:57:40,875 --> 00:57:42,460 and They call that news! 631 00:57:42,543 --> 00:57:46,088 They can't take you out putting the corps, that's not fair. 632 00:57:46,172 --> 00:57:49,008 I know. Life isn't fair. 633 00:57:49,091 --> 00:57:52,803 To think that next time I shoot someone 634 00:57:52,887 --> 00:57:56,766 I could be arrested. Hey, look at this. 635 00:57:56,849 --> 00:58:01,979 The missing evidence in the Kilner case. My God, he was innocent. 636 00:58:02,063 --> 00:58:05,316 Two years ago he got the death penalty, Frank. 637 00:58:05,399 --> 00:58:08,819 Well...what's the point? 638 00:58:08,903 --> 00:58:11,989 What's the point of all those awards and praise? 639 00:58:12,073 --> 00:58:13,658 Frank... 640 00:58:13,741 --> 00:58:16,327 Frank, that's not your desk. 641 00:58:16,410 --> 00:58:19,705 Frank! I've looked everywhere for you. 642 00:58:19,789 --> 00:58:22,875 Another message for your friend? 643 00:58:22,958 --> 00:58:26,545 I tried to call you, I passed by, where were you? 644 00:58:26,629 --> 00:58:29,048 Walking all night. 645 00:58:29,131 --> 00:58:32,176 Listen to me! I have important information. 646 00:58:32,259 --> 00:58:36,013 Vincent and I never had anything. 647 00:58:36,097 --> 00:58:39,475 - He likes Eastern European men. - And you? 648 00:58:39,558 --> 00:58:41,686 From police officers. 649 00:58:41,769 --> 00:58:45,731 - Yippie! - Take it easy. 650 00:58:46,774 --> 00:58:49,694 - What do you have for me? - I heard Ludwig. 651 00:58:49,777 --> 00:58:54,907 You're right. He wants someone have the queen murdered. 652 00:58:54,990 --> 00:58:57,368 - Where? - During the baseball game. 653 00:58:57,451 --> 00:59:00,871 The queen will be there as Ludwig's guest. 654 00:59:00,955 --> 00:59:05,042 Is Ludwig going to shoot her? in front of 60,000 fans? 655 00:59:05,126 --> 00:59:07,962 No, a player during the 7th inning run. 656 00:59:08,045 --> 00:59:10,881 - It starts in 20 minutes. - I'm going there. 657 00:59:10,965 --> 00:59:13,968 - Me, too. - Stay with Ludwig 658 00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:17,304 - so he doesn't notice. - Precisely. OK, let's go. 659 00:59:17,388 --> 00:59:19,181 Guard! Guard! 660 00:59:19,265 --> 00:59:23,352 I already have you enough trouble. I'm going alone. 661 00:59:23,436 --> 00:59:28,399 No! This will get you back in the corps come. We have your back. 662 00:59:31,152 --> 00:59:35,406 Frank? I wanted to tell you, 663 00:59:35,489 --> 00:59:39,827 I have loved you from the first moment and I will continue to do so. 664 00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:41,996 I am a happy woman. 665 00:59:42,496 --> 00:59:44,206 Me, too. 666 00:59:52,298 --> 00:59:56,761 Good afternoon, live from the 'Big A', 667 00:59:56,844 --> 01:00:00,055 against which the California Angels the Seattle Mariners will play 668 01:00:00,139 --> 01:00:04,435 for a place the Division League. 669 01:00:04,518 --> 01:00:08,272 Hello! I'm Curt Gowdy, together with Jim Palmer, 670 01:00:08,355 --> 01:00:11,442 Tim McCarver, Dick Vitale, Mel Allen, 671 01:00:11,525 --> 01:00:14,779 Dick Enberg and Dr. Joyce Brothers. 672 01:00:14,862 --> 01:00:17,615 Stay with us for this important match. 673 01:00:17,698 --> 01:00:19,450 And it certainly is. 674 01:00:19,533 --> 01:00:23,370 As we know, so will Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth to be present. 675 01:00:23,454 --> 01:00:26,165 She will definitely enjoy herself. 676 01:00:27,208 --> 01:00:29,293 All exits are manned. 677 01:00:29,376 --> 01:00:31,462 I should arrest Ludwig now. 678 01:00:31,545 --> 01:00:35,424 No, we need him make the first move. 679 01:00:35,508 --> 01:00:39,220 The mayor would arrest you. You must stay out of sight. 680 01:00:39,303 --> 01:00:41,972 I have to catch the killer. 681 01:00:42,056 --> 01:00:44,225 It could be any player. 682 01:00:44,308 --> 01:00:47,812 I have to get on the field to search the players. 683 01:00:47,895 --> 01:00:51,482 Ladies and Gentlemen, please stand and welcome 684 01:00:51,565 --> 01:00:54,193 Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II! 685 01:01:02,868 --> 01:01:04,912 One moment. 686 01:01:25,432 --> 01:01:29,019 Is something wrong, honey? 687 01:01:29,103 --> 01:01:30,813 No, why? 688 01:01:30,896 --> 01:01:35,109 You haven't said a word yet. You seem so...nervous. 689 01:01:35,192 --> 01:01:39,864 You know how important this game is for the Angels. 690 01:01:39,947 --> 01:01:43,534 Why isn't he there? I don't like waiting for him. 691 01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:49,373 Mr. Pallazzo, our doorman is coming within two minutes. Please be patient. 692 01:01:49,456 --> 01:01:53,878 - He should be here now! - I'll send it to you straight away. 693 01:01:53,961 --> 01:01:57,089 I'm not waiting for him! He's waiting for me! 694 01:02:01,719 --> 01:02:04,179 - Yes? -Mr. Pallazzo? 695 01:02:04,263 --> 01:02:07,975 I'm the head doorman. I'm here to... Excuse me. 696 01:02:13,647 --> 01:02:17,067 -Mr. Pallazzo? - Yes? 697 01:02:17,151 --> 01:02:21,196 - I'm the head doorman. - One second. 698 01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:22,740 Ladies and Gentlemen, 699 01:02:22,823 --> 01:02:27,202 on behalf of the California Angels and the city of Los Angeles, 700 01:02:27,286 --> 01:02:29,705 in honor of the royal visit, 701 01:02:29,788 --> 01:02:33,250 your attention to the international opera star - 702 01:02:33,334 --> 01:02:35,836 Enrico Pallazzo! 703 01:02:38,672 --> 01:02:42,217 Ladies and Gentlemen, let us honor America 704 01:02:42,301 --> 01:02:48,307 with our national anthem that Mr. Pallazzo will now sing. 705 01:03:06,283 --> 01:03:07,493 Frank? 706 01:04:09,888 --> 01:04:13,976 And now we wait for the players 707 01:04:14,059 --> 01:04:16,395 and the start of the match. 708 01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:29,616 Can you tell me, is this an official bat? 709 01:04:32,786 --> 01:04:36,457 The Queen's visit has resulted in a record audience. 710 01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:40,836 And the fans are maintained by stage tv screen, 711 01:04:40,919 --> 01:04:44,798 showing some unusual baseball moments from the past. 712 01:05:05,069 --> 01:05:07,154 Sorry, guys! 713 01:05:34,973 --> 01:05:37,309 What do you think about that? 714 01:05:39,019 --> 01:05:40,771 Ladies and Gentlemen, 715 01:05:40,854 --> 01:05:45,442 the California Angels come onto the field! 716 01:05:45,526 --> 01:05:47,111 SAUSAGE LEGS 717 01:05:52,282 --> 01:05:55,369 For everyone's safety 718 01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:59,706 we ask you not to throw objects into the field. 719 01:05:59,790 --> 01:06:02,334 We thank you for your cooperation. 720 01:06:04,962 --> 01:06:09,466 As the Angels take the field we are ready for the starting ceremony 721 01:06:09,550 --> 01:06:13,637 involving the Queen of England will throw the first ball. 722 01:06:17,015 --> 01:06:21,103 What do you think about that? Let's give her a round of applause! 723 01:06:21,186 --> 01:06:23,605 We're ready to start, 724 01:06:23,689 --> 01:06:26,650 these lovely ladies probably think so too. 725 01:06:26,733 --> 01:06:30,320 The players' wives here to enjoy themselves. 726 01:06:38,245 --> 01:06:41,415 What do you say, Cummings? Shall we pull it off? 727 01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:43,125 What to do? 728 01:06:43,208 --> 01:06:45,043 The first ball! 729 01:06:48,088 --> 01:06:51,091 Frank! Al, it's Frank! 730 01:06:56,054 --> 01:07:00,559 The game is in progress. Dave Spiwack is ready for J. Johnstone! 731 01:07:19,912 --> 01:07:23,040 - Nothing to report. - No problem. 732 01:07:23,123 --> 01:07:26,627 If one of the players has a is a murderer, Frank will find him. 733 01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:29,963 Even if he has to search through them all. 734 01:07:33,467 --> 01:07:37,512 Hello, buddy. Let's see whether your clothes are straight. 735 01:07:37,596 --> 01:07:42,476 Okay, now your shirt. You should take a larger size. 736 01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:45,687 A bit tight in the crotch. 737 01:07:45,771 --> 01:07:48,232 Good? Everyone ready? 738 01:07:50,442 --> 01:07:53,070 OK, first ball! 739 01:08:21,515 --> 01:08:23,517 Battle? 740 01:08:26,853 --> 01:08:29,189 Yes, battle! 741 01:08:42,035 --> 01:08:46,290 Battle! Two! 742 01:09:01,346 --> 01:09:06,727 Battle! Three! 743 01:09:56,234 --> 01:09:58,111 You have nothing. 744 01:11:49,014 --> 01:11:50,599 Have you found it yet? 745 01:11:50,682 --> 01:11:53,268 No, and I've had almost everyone. 746 01:11:53,351 --> 01:11:57,481 There is only one out for the 7th inning. 747 01:11:57,564 --> 01:12:02,110 You have to stop them. Don't let them get the third out. 748 01:12:02,194 --> 01:12:03,904 Good. 749 01:12:05,405 --> 01:12:11,411 Number four of the Mariners. Armando Personi! Personi! 750 01:12:18,585 --> 01:12:21,129 - Ball! - Ball? 751 01:12:31,932 --> 01:12:33,600 Ball! 752 01:12:48,615 --> 01:12:50,700 Catch! Catch! 753 01:12:55,121 --> 01:12:57,249 - Run! - Run! 754 01:13:01,461 --> 01:13:04,047 - In! - What do you mean, in? 755 01:13:04,130 --> 01:13:06,299 This is unbelievable! 756 01:13:11,388 --> 01:13:13,473 The catcher throws 757 01:13:13,557 --> 01:13:16,977 and now they're holding up Personi between first and second base! 758 01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:19,187 What are you doing? 759 01:13:19,271 --> 01:13:20,397 What? 760 01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:25,318 - Hey, you can't do that! - Wait, stop! 761 01:13:25,402 --> 01:13:28,154 Let go! Give the ball back! 762 01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:32,367 I'll get you! 763 01:13:32,450 --> 01:13:34,744 Hard to believe, 764 01:13:34,828 --> 01:13:38,582 but it looks like the referees judges Personi between two bases. 765 01:13:41,251 --> 01:13:43,003 - In! -In? 766 01:13:43,086 --> 01:13:44,504 What do you think about that? 767 01:13:44,588 --> 01:13:46,423 - Out! - In! 768 01:13:46,506 --> 01:13:48,508 - Out! - It was in! 769 01:13:48,592 --> 01:13:49,759 - Out! - In! 770 01:13:49,843 --> 01:13:52,429 I've never seen this before! 771 01:13:54,139 --> 01:13:56,099 - In! - What are you doing? 772 01:13:56,182 --> 01:13:57,726 In! In! In! 773 01:13:57,809 --> 01:14:00,604 - Out! - It was in! 774 01:14:00,687 --> 01:14:03,440 Idiot! He was out! 775 01:14:03,523 --> 01:14:05,942 Good, you fly out! 776 01:14:06,026 --> 01:14:09,112 - What? - A referee can't get out! 777 01:14:09,195 --> 01:14:11,781 Good, you out too! 778 01:14:12,824 --> 01:14:16,995 Wait a minute! Even the guy from it scoreboard says it was out! 779 01:14:17,078 --> 01:14:20,457 And he's right at the top! 780 01:14:20,540 --> 01:14:23,209 My God, the third out! 781 01:14:39,267 --> 01:14:42,437 I must...kill the queen. 782 01:14:47,067 --> 01:14:49,736 I must...kill the queen. 783 01:14:52,405 --> 01:14:54,449 Frank, it's the right fielder. 784 01:15:00,747 --> 01:15:04,501 - You're the boss! - He was in. 785 01:15:04,584 --> 01:15:07,212 We're going for a walk. 786 01:15:07,545 --> 01:15:10,382 How can you do something like that? 787 01:15:10,465 --> 01:15:15,345 Comfortable. After all, I was construction supervisor for three years. 788 01:15:15,428 --> 01:15:17,764 Walk quietly. 789 01:15:22,227 --> 01:15:24,312 Hey, look! Get it! 790 01:15:35,573 --> 01:15:37,784 Kick him in the balls! 791 01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:13,820 I must...kill the queen. 792 01:16:31,671 --> 01:16:36,050 The referee... He has saved the queen's life! 793 01:16:36,134 --> 01:16:38,178 It's not the referee your honor. 794 01:16:42,348 --> 01:16:44,392 Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo! 795 01:16:47,854 --> 01:16:52,484 Rico Pallazzo! Rico Pallazzo! 796 01:16:55,361 --> 01:16:58,448 Frank! Frank, help! 797 01:16:58,531 --> 01:17:01,534 Frank! Frank, help! Frank! 798 01:17:16,257 --> 01:17:18,176 Stop, Ludwig! 799 01:17:18,259 --> 01:17:20,637 Stay where you are! 800 01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:23,181 - He has a gun! - I know! 801 01:17:23,264 --> 01:17:26,976 You ruined my life. Now I'm going to ruin yours. 802 01:17:27,060 --> 01:17:28,102 Leave the girl alone! 803 01:17:28,186 --> 01:17:32,232 - I do too. I'm going to kill you. - Oh. 804 01:17:35,610 --> 01:17:37,904 The two of us can play that! 805 01:17:44,410 --> 01:17:47,497 - You killed him! - No, just sedated. 806 01:17:47,580 --> 01:17:49,374 He'll come around soon. 807 01:17:55,713 --> 01:17:57,590 Well... 808 01:18:22,949 --> 01:18:26,119 Frank...terrible! 809 01:18:27,287 --> 01:18:31,457 - So terrible! - I know, Ed. 810 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:34,127 My father also died that way. 811 01:18:49,767 --> 01:18:53,938 I have to kill...Frank Drebin. 812 01:18:54,022 --> 01:18:57,150 I have to kill...Frank Drebin. 813 01:18:58,192 --> 01:19:00,486 No, don't shoot! 814 01:19:00,820 --> 01:19:04,699 Jane...it's me... 815 01:19:06,993 --> 01:19:08,411 Fun head. 816 01:19:08,494 --> 01:19:12,373 I have to kill...Frank Drebin. 817 01:19:12,457 --> 01:19:15,251 You love Frank Drebin. 818 01:19:15,335 --> 01:19:18,296 And Frank Drebin loves you. 819 01:19:18,379 --> 01:19:22,300 If you don't love me, Jane, you might as well shoot. 820 01:19:22,383 --> 01:19:28,222 Because without you I don't want to live. 821 01:19:28,306 --> 01:19:31,768 I finally found someone to love, 822 01:19:31,851 --> 01:19:35,980 good, healthy loving... without tools. 823 01:19:36,064 --> 01:19:38,983 I have to kill...Frank Drebin. 824 01:19:40,068 --> 01:19:42,445 It's a crazy world, Jane, 825 01:19:42,528 --> 01:19:46,449 and maybe that's our problems be a bag of beans, 826 01:19:46,532 --> 01:19:50,161 but it's our bag, and they are our beans. 827 01:19:52,330 --> 01:19:56,834 Since I met you, I have I noticed things for the first time - 828 01:19:56,918 --> 01:20:00,672 singing birds, glittering dew on young leaves, 829 01:20:00,755 --> 01:20:03,132 traffic lights... 830 01:20:03,216 --> 01:20:04,926 I have to... 831 01:20:05,009 --> 01:20:08,346 Jane, this morning... 832 01:20:08,429 --> 01:20:12,642 I bought you something. “ Not much, 833 01:20:12,725 --> 01:20:17,855 but still not bad for a police salary. 834 01:20:17,939 --> 01:20:19,941 It's an engagement ring. 835 01:20:20,024 --> 01:20:22,026 I wish I had given it to you sooner, 836 01:20:22,110 --> 01:20:25,405 but I wanted to wait until we were alone. 837 01:20:29,575 --> 01:20:32,578 - I... - I love you, Jane. 838 01:20:37,959 --> 01:20:39,877 Oh, Frank! 839 01:20:52,265 --> 01:20:54,559 I'm sorry! 840 01:21:05,111 --> 01:21:09,615 I'm sorry that I yelled at you yesterday, really. 841 01:21:11,576 --> 01:21:12,910 Drebin! 842 01:21:12,994 --> 01:21:15,705 I was wrong. 843 01:21:15,788 --> 01:21:19,876 This city and the whole world owes you thanks. 844 01:21:19,959 --> 01:21:21,210 Thank you. 845 01:21:21,294 --> 01:21:24,589 Monday morning we want you back on the force, 846 01:21:24,672 --> 01:21:28,718 - promoted to commander. - Mayor... 847 01:21:28,801 --> 01:21:33,514 Don't thank me. Someone else wants to thank you. 848 01:21:33,598 --> 01:21:35,933 - Nordberg! - Hey, buddy! 849 01:21:36,017 --> 01:21:38,895 The doctor says that I will be walking again in a week! 850 01:21:38,978 --> 01:21:42,982 - And back in the corps! - Great, Nordberg! 851 01:21:44,275 --> 01:21:47,612 Frank! Had everyone but friends like you! 852 01:24:57,635 --> 01:24:58,636 Dutch